Ser Jorah Mormont was dismissed from Daenerys’ team of advisors, banished from her sight twice, brought Tyrion Lannister to her side – who is now her most beloved advisor and Hand of the Queen, and healed himself of Greyscale after she commanded him, and he is still not lucky in love. Don’t lie, your heart ached for him when he realized that Daenerys and Jon Snow had something going on between them. But Jorah is not a perfect man – he exiled himself from Bear Island and brought dishonor to his House, and then broke Daenerys’ trust when she found out he was a spy for King Robert Baratheon, telling him of her every move until he fell in. love with her. That’s a little creepy, especially since she’s 14 in the books, but he’s no Littlefinger and remains one of the best fighters and an avid member of the Friendzone Club in the show. In his honor, here are some memes that are guaranteed to make you cry.
Spoilers ahead, as usual!
Captain Friendzone
Captain Jorah of the Friendship boat, along with his Second in Command, Tyrion. What journey of love in failure will they adventure?
Apply Milk of Poppy to the Burn Area…
Can Jorah have that Aloe Vera back? A new burn has surfaced, and it will sting until season 8 comes out and we see what happens with this love triangle (or square, because Daario?) thing.
Ride the Dragon
Eat your words, Daario. He rode that dragon, indeed.
Creepy chat
We’ve all been there – chatrooms. It doesn’t look like Jorah is going to have any luck attracting a girl 35 years his junior when she can have any handsome man she wants (ahem, Jon and Daario).
Natural Position
Here we have Jorah Mormont in his natural habitat and pose, always watching out for Daenerys, and always hoping that she will love him.
Be strong, J Bear
Jorah, also known as J Bear, has an internal dialogue with himself. Stay strong, J Bear. You shall win!
Puntastic Sub-Meereens
… Get out of our sight, Jorah.
Look at Me
In today’s episode of “I Should Have Said Something”, we see Jorah struggling with his inability to state the obvious and tell Daenerys that he loves her. It’s ok, J Bear. We’re pretty sure you know.
Freed From Friendzone (with a Twist)
Oops. I believe this is not the kind of freedom he wanted from the friendzone…
“Milady” – Hipster Jorah
Dear Milady, respect the Fedora. He is clearly a sweet man who has a lot of respect for you and has made his wrongs right. Don’t friendzone J Bear!
500 Miles
Fun fact – The Proclaimers had a big hit back in Westeros. Jorah made sure to memorize the lyrics and do exactly what they say – walk (and sail) about a thousand miles back and forth to her.
Senpai Noticed me
Remember that time in high school where your crush actually acknowledged your existence? Remember how special you felt? Love lifts us up where we belong, really.
Aario
This… is just brutal. Poor Jorah has to be reminded that the love of his life has slept with men after men, but never with him. Don’t cry, J Bear.
The Book of Burning
How cute, J Bear has a Burn Book. What a May Boy. This is seriously reminding me of high school.
Why Books When You Can Have a Horse?
Daenerys clearly accepted the wrong gifts here – books are much better gifts than a horse… if you live in a castle or somewhere where things are close. Also, look at Drogo’s muscles. He could give her a banana peel and she still takes it on anything Jorah gives her.
Get It Together, Jorah
Jorah has all the right intentions but no good vocabulary for love. Get it together, J Bear!
Khaleesi, Plz!
Being sexy and a stoic killing machine definitely gets someone to risk their life for you, right? I mean, Jorah betrayed her trust in the beginning, but that was a long time ago! Give him a chance, Khaleesi!
Dany’s FB Moments
Oof. Does anyone have any Aloe Vera Jorah can borrow? Forget Greyscale, this burn will scar you forever.
